March 2011
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“Diplomacy means saying something soothing as you squeeze the trigger, right?”
– Wes Janson
(via causalityrules)
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“You can’t look dignified when you’re having fun.”
– Wes Janson
(via causalityrules)
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February 2011
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Wes: Sithspawn, I was flirting with a nine-year-old.
Tycho: Nineteen. And she has more kills than the three of us put together at the same age.
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Wedge: What were you doing during all those pilot interviews?
Janson: Daydreaming.
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Antilles: Let's get started. Who's first?
Janson: His name is Kettch, and he's an Ewok.
Antilles: No.
Janson: Oh, yes. Determined to fight. You should here him say, 'Yub, yub.' He makes it a battle cry."
Antilles: Janson, assuming he could be educated up to Alliance fighter-pilot standards, an Ewok couldn't even reach an X-Wing's controls.
Janson: He wears arm and leg extensions, prosthetics built for him by a sympathetic medical droid. And he's anxious to go, Commander.
Antilles: Please tell me you're kidding.
Janson: OF course I'm kidding. Pilot-candidate number one is a human female, from Tatooine, Falynn Sandskimmer.
Antilles: I'm going to get you, Janson.
Janson: Yub, yub, Commander.
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Janson: You look like you've fought a few rounds with a rancor.
Antilles: Thanks, Wes. I'm sure General Crespin will appreciate that comparison.
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“We’ve now stolen a Corellian corvette and two TIE fighters That’s...”
– Wes Janson
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Janson: So when you joined Starfighter Command, did you have any presentiment that someday you'd be impersonating an Ewok?
Antilles: [glaring] Now the waist.
Janson: Sure. You know, pretending to be an Ewok is a felony on some worlds.
Antilles: Wes.
Janson: And I think it's probably against regulations to fly starfighters while performing a puppet show.
Antilles: Wes.
Janson: [throwing a salute] Yub, yub, Commander.
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Antilles: We'll enter here and continue along this path until we reach the reactor core.
Klivian: It looks pretty tight to me, boss.
Antilles: I've seen you fly a snowspeeder between the legs of a moving AT-AT walker, and you're telling me it's too tight?
Janson: Just stick close to me and I'll nursemaid you through it, hotshot.
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From Wraith Squadron
Janson consulted his datapad. “His name is Kettch, and he’s an Ewok.”
Wedge came upright. “No.”
“Oh, yes. Determined to fight. You should hear him say ‘Yub, yub.’ He makes it a battle cry.”
(via fabrega)
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Janson: You look like some kind of weird cross between a starfighter pilot and a Batravian gumplucker. Hobbie: Wes, I don’t even know what that is. Janson: Sure you do, Hobbie. A starfighter pilot is a guy who flies an X-wing without getting blown up. Check the Basic Dictionary. Though I can understand how you’d get confused.
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“So. Who’s best looking in women’s dress? I vote for myself.”
– Wes Janson, Starfighters of Adumar
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Adumar: Pilots Wanted
Derek 'Hobbie' Klivian: Your ability to talk people into wanting to kill you borders on some kind of Jedi thing, you know that?
Wes Janson: It's a gift.
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